Big Plastic Outdoor Toy Crap
I hate these things. You know them, those unsightly big plastic toys for kids. Generally they are found outdoors where they provide a massive sore to your eyes and those of your neighbors. After the first year they fade and become even more of an eyesore.
So, there will be no “Outdoor Kids Play Cube” at our house. In fact, I’ve decided that there won’t be any plastic toys larger than 18″ within my house. Why 18 inches? Well, it’s completely arbitrary, but I feel that it is a good size to start with.
Everyone looking to buy presents for the kids has been warned. No big plastic toy crap in this house.
